A crime punishable by death! Snatched from the clutches of high-flying aristocrats deep in the Orient, these peaches really are forbidden. Concealed in jars of yoghurt, smuggled onto ships before daybreak and transported across three oceans, nineteen sailors perished so that this smooth blend could make its way through the docks of Greenwich and into your lucky hands. And what thanks give you? A few measly coins? Be gone with ye.